Say hello to Daario.
1. When you dropped your ice cream cone.
2. When your car has a flat tire.
3. When there's a spider in your vicinity.
4. When you burn your meal.
5. When your socks get wet.
6. When there's no toilet paper.
7. When the checkout line is ridiculously long.
8. When you're stuck in a traffic jam.
9. When you have a wardrobe malfunction.
10. When you're in a hurry and cannot find any parking.
11. When your pets make a mess.
12. When you step in gum.
13. When you break glass.
14. When you trip and fall.
15. And when you get into a fender bender.
You're welcome, world.
