1. Spitting is forcing people to see what's in your mouth.
2. People who spit off of balconies are no better than birds who poop all over cars.
3. The sound of people trying to hock a loogie is the closest sound to nails on a chalkboard that a human being can make.
4. People who spit in trashcans are people who don't care that other people have to touch and put things in that trashcan.
5. People who spit chewing tobacco in public are the type of people who think it is OK for everyone to see brown stuff coming out of their body.
6. Anyone who tries to spit into a can or a bottle is leaving an innocent looking can or bottle that ANYONE could accidentally drink from.
7. People who spit on the sidewalk are condemning their entire neighborhood to accidentally walking in their spit over. and. over.
8. Anyone who does a spit take because they think it is hilarious is not actually a hilarious person.
9. When people spit in sinks and just leave it there, it's a sign that they do not care about anyone else in the entire building.
10. Most importantly, when you spit in public, you look like Justin Bieber.
