15 Straight White Boys Who Don’t Know What LOL Means

Are you Laughing Out Loud about how gross you are? Because I am.

1. This blasphemer:

The LOL-terpretation: “I’m just so horny right now (with the) Light Of Lord

2. This guy who thinks creepy and fun are synonyms:

The LOL-terpretation: “…i know that sounds creepy…i think its just fun Like On Live (cams except this is is cheaper for me cause Skype is free)”

3. This sailboat owner:

The LOL-terpretation: “Wanna see some abs? (They’ll be phenomenal cause I’m) Living On Largely (the power of Photoshop) ;)”

4. This guy who can’t take a joke:

The LOL-terpretation: “Really? (I was) Left Out (of) Learning (opportunities that would have prevented me from asking a stranger about anal)”

5. The future Mr. Clean:

The LOL-terpretation:“Mmm I’m so hard (for the way you) Linger On Lime (scale buildup when you clean your shower)”

6. This morning person:

The LOL-terpretation: “Good cause I’m just waking up and you know what that means Lilliputian On (top of chronically being) Limp

7. This scientist:

The LOL-terpretation: “So are you a virgin? Leave (it to me) Official (virgin expert to) Logically (use science to deduce that) you act like one”

8. This social media addict:

The LOL-terpretation: “Hey I can see u liked me snapchat (of) Liza (Minelli’s) Ostentatious Lucille (2 Halloween costume)”

9. This Honors student:

The LOL-terpretation: “do u have a boy friend just woundering Legitimately (your) Opinion (on what I could do to) Lure (one of my own)”

10. This future nurse:

The LOL-terpretation: “its not like were gonna be doing naughty things Like (eating fresh) Oven (baked) Lasagna…or would we j/k”

11. This master of segues:

The LOL-terpretation: “I am a sexual person Like Our (16th President Babraham) Lincoln are you”

12. This guy looking for the One:

The LOL-terpretation: “Love how you ignored my comment of your turning me on Like (all) Other Ladies (on Tinder)”

13. This guy who just needs a quick favor:

The LOL-terpretation: “Okay. Me sad. Could you consider it a favor? Looking (at my dick is) Often (a hardship for most) Lizards (and people)”

14. This guy who is all about the hard sell:

The LOL-terpretation: “I’m good. Horny ;) Largely (because of sexual fanart) Of (The) Lion (King that I just googled). You?”

15. Your Maintenance man:

The LOL-terpretation: “At least it wasn’t my face or worse yet my penis (because I tried) Lighting (it) On (fire before, and it was) Legit (what I imagine being texted by a straight white boy feels like)”

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