11 Reasons Why Republicans Shouldn’t Leave America

Don’t pack your bags for Canada just yet friends!

With Obama’s victory, quite a few Republicans on Twitter have threatened to pack their bags and leave the country.

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But in the spirit of bi-partisanship, here’s a few reasons why they shouldn’t go.

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1. There will still be at least three Starbucks within walking distance of each other.

Which is what really matters. All of the letters are Starbucks locations.

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2. Doritos Locos Tacos.

Nobody does drunk food like America.

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3. You still have the power to vote for the winner of “The Voice”.

10 times. WTF?

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4. In any other country, you’ll have to wait anywhere from 2 weeks to 2 months for the latest Pixar movie to be released.

USA release: June 17th, 2010
UK release: July 19th, 2010
South Korea: August 5th, 2010

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5. America deep-fries everything.

That’s deep-fried Coke-a-Cola. You’re welcome.

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6. Walt Disney World is better than every Disneyland combined.

Because we all know what lies beneath. And you’ll want to be here when he wakes.

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7. You won’t be able to take this photo with Washington Monument.


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8. We have a theme park for chocolate.

Hershey Park: Hershey, PA. This is basically the closest you can get to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory.

Photo Copyright: Kate Hopkins

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9. Because you’ll never stop getting this error message.


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10. What on earth are you going to do with all your fyeah! America shirts.

Let’s all admit we all have one, and move on.

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11. This is how we commemorate our Presidents.

Take heart Republicans - look how badass America still thinks you are.

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Also as a friendly reminder to those Republicans who are headed specifically for Canada:

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