11 Careers Mitt Romney Should Consider If He Loses The Election

Everyone's gotta have a backup plan, right?

1. TLC Reality Show Star

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Now that is a fascinating family.

2. Dancing With the Stars Contestant

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He's no Hines Ward, but you can't deny that enthusiasm.

3. Ruler of Waterworld

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All he needs is a pair of fingerless leather gloves and he's set!

4. Spokesman for Kitten Mittens

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Because why not.

5. Just For Men Model

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Nobody salt-and-peppers like Mitt Romney.

6. Anime Character

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He and Obama have an anime show where they're best friends fighting evil robots who are trying to take over the UN and ruin the world peace they've worked so hard to achieve.

7. Hallmark Card Writer

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Simple. Solid. Sweet.

8. Romance Novel Cover Model

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Like a glorious graying Fabio.

9. Man Vs. Food

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Mitt vs. an entire roasted pig. Let's do this.

10. Broadway Star

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He'd be the hottest ticket in town.

11. Nude Art Model

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Again, no idea what's happening, but am intrigued. By Artist Dan Lacey, Painter of Pancakes.