11 Careers Mitt Romney Should Consider If He Loses The Election

Everyone’s gotta have a backup plan, right?

1. TLC Reality Show Star

Now that is a fascinating family.

2. Dancing With the Stars Contestant

He’s no Hines Ward, but you can’t deny that enthusiasm.

3. Ruler of Waterworld

All he needs is a pair of fingerless leather gloves and he’s set!

4. Spokesman for Kitten Mittens

Because why not.

5. Just For Men Model

Nobody salt-and-peppers like Mitt Romney.

6. Anime Character

He and Obama have an anime show where they’re best friends fighting evil robots who are trying to take over the UN and ruin the world peace they’ve worked so hard to achieve.

7. Hallmark Card Writer

Simple. Solid. Sweet.

8. Romance Novel Cover Model

Like a glorious graying Fabio.

9. Man Vs. Food

Mitt vs. an entire roasted pig. Let’s do this.

Brian Synder / Reuters

10. Broadway Star

He’d be the hottest ticket in town.

11. Nude Art Model

Again, no idea what’s happening, but am intrigued. By Artist Dan Lacey, Painter of Pancakes.

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