1. TLC Reality Show Star
Now that is a fascinating family.
2. Dancing With the Stars Contestant
He’s no Hines Ward, but you can’t deny that enthusiasm.
3. Ruler of Waterworld
All he needs is a pair of fingerless leather gloves and he’s set!
4. Spokesman for Kitten Mittens
Because why not.
5. Just For Men Model
Nobody salt-and-peppers like Mitt Romney.
6. Anime Character
He and Obama have an anime show where they’re best friends fighting evil robots who are trying to take over the UN and ruin the world peace they’ve worked so hard to achieve.
8. Romance Novel Cover Model
Like a glorious graying Fabio.
9. Man Vs. Food
Mitt vs. an entire roasted pig. Let’s do this.
10. Broadway Star
He’d be the hottest ticket in town.
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