11 Careers Obama Should Consider If He Loses The Election

Everyone’s gotta have a backup plan, right?

1. Daddy Day Care

The man clearly has a way with kids.

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2. Tumblr Celebrity

He’s already mastered the art of the tag.

3. Talk Show Host


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4. Novel Narrator

Michelle might not be on board, but we would love for that velvety tenor to weave wondrous worlds in our imagination.

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5. Wedding Singer

First dance, check.

6. Couples’ Counselor

He obviously has figured out the key to a perfect relationship.

7. Basketball Coach

This is Coach Taylor from Friday Night Lights times a million.

Official White House Photo by Pete Souza

8. Jay-Z’s Hype Man

Hova and the former POTUS = dream team.

9. Conversely, Beyoncé’s Backup Dancer

He could get it.

10. Action Hero

Basically talking about a reverse Schwarzenegger.

11. Nude Art Model

Don’t know what’s going on, just know I want more of it. By Artist Dan Lacey, Painter of Pancakes.

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