1. Daddy Day Care
The man clearly has a way with kids.
2. Tumblr Celebrity
He’s already mastered the art of the tag.
3. Talk Show Host
4. Novel Narrator
Michelle might not be on board, but we would love for that velvety tenor to weave wondrous worlds in our imagination.
5. Wedding Singer
First dance, check.
6. Couples’ Counselor
He obviously has figured out the key to a perfect relationship.
7. Basketball Coach
This is Coach Taylor from Friday Night Lights times a million.
9. Conversely, Beyoncé’s Backup Dancer
He could get it.
10. Action Hero
Basically talking about a reverse Schwarzenegger.