1. Benedict Cumberbatch fans are the craziest.
4. And make colouring books dedicated to him.
6. In fact, they write lengthy erotic fan fiction about exactly what they’d do with him.
7. And take it a step even further with fantasies of him fathering their children.
8. A lot.
11. There’s no end to their fangirling.
12. They spend hours staring at photos of him.
13. And they don’t care what you think about it.
14. In fact, any fantasy goes. Including “cheek bone polishing parties” with Tom Hiddleston and Matt Smith.
16. They want to be his cigar.
17. And can’t quite handle it when they *shock* touch him.
20. And when they’re not doing that they’re creating fan art of him.
22. Or they dedicate important time to adding kittens into pictures instead.
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