1.26 billion nubile Americans would like to mash their moist feeding organs against Ryan Gosling's food-hole.
2.A newborn's facial cavity is mostly bacteria-free until it collects a rich loam of rotting food-crust. Miley Cyrus' tongue grew out of such oral soil.
3.Megan Fox's spit contains amylase and salivary lipase, which break down starch and lipids and will probably gently erode your face. :)
4.Michael B. Jordan has the best smile on earth. There are 32 sharp bones in his mouth that (like yours) will mash a nice burger into moist meat paste, until it is doused in stomach acid.
5.Each year, eight spiders crawl into your food-hole while you sleep. In an average kiss, one spider will crawl from Beyonce's mouth into yours.
6.Consider the phrase "eating face." Consider Godfrey Gao's smile.
7.Think about a mouth, and the act of putting it against the people we like. Think about the many other things we call weird, that aren't as weird as that.
