My wife left me. ..For just a weekend though. She went to Oklahoma for a few days to visit family, while I stayed in NY taking care of the dogs. I convey my love to her the only way I know how; through letters and song.
This is what I decided to do to my office, over the course of a week. The facilities manager told me to do whatever I wanted to with my “new office”, (which is mainly a utility room). By the look on his face… This is not at all what he meant when he said “go nuts”, “do whatever”. Too bad I couldn’t record his reaction. It was a genuine WTF moment.
Because there is absolutely no way you will ever, EVER forget this. on a side note: nice ass
These new iPhones are hot, sleek and very conventional. I had no iDea they were cooking up this newest version. OK… I’m done with the puns, but you don’t have to be.
Those were some of the biggest snowflakes I have ever seen
This is a portrait of a Taiwanese musician named Jay Chou created entirely out of coffee ring stains by artist Hong Yi. That’s kind of a lot of cups of coffee to have to make. (via laughingsquid.com)
The stains will always be there to remind us.
I would do it in an artificial heartbeat.
You told me you were combing your hair!
These things are some pretty neat things. But not those things, the other things.
Tower Of Terror meets Dude Of Drunkenness. Children and adults gathered around as guests helped security round up this belligerent mess of a man. I didn’t think “It’s A Small World” had so many curse words.
If you’ve ever wondered what happened to all the Big Boys’ statues from yesteryear,(which you probably haven’t) then wonder no more.
Randy Watson and Sexual Chocolate pay tribute to the late Whitney Houston.
I’m sure there’s more. Plenty more. Add ‘em if you got ‘em!
Brutal honesty. That’s what.
This is Greg Solomon. He is going to give you detailed information as of why this is absolutely a hoax. It seems very legit, unlike Daughter Of The Laptop Shooter. Here is his story along with everything he posted on his youtube page. The dad (dads youtube) (dads facebook) even posts on Solomon’s youtube page as well. Seems there’s quite a battle brewing. Someone is wanting a reality show and someone else is calling their bullshit. The daughter may be part of the hoax as well.
If this is a precursor to what we can expect in the title fight, they are both going to be walking away with a face full of really red hand prints.
At the intersection of “Oh Shit” and “Look Out”, you can find the shattered remains of someones pride and joy. …and a few skidmarks as well. …get it?…get it?