“Are we pretending like people don’t do that?”
“Is anyone sitting here?”
“If you won’t respect me, respect the drill.”
“You are feeling yourself today!”
Watching this at work might be like looking in a mirror.
Here’s a tip: don’t listen to anyone.
It’s all fun and games until someone gets fired.
Just don’t embarrass yourself.
“Doesn’t the light smell amazing today?”
“You BOTH have some great points…”
I’m not lonely. I’m alone. Big difference.
What your co-workers don’t know won’t hurt them.
“Everyone remembers you for your first tweet. No pressure.”
What’s on your pre-baby bucket list?
“It’s like high school all over again.”