“You BOTH have some great points…”
I’m not lonely. I’m alone. Big difference.
What your co-workers don’t know won’t hurt them.
“Everyone remembers you for your first tweet. No pressure.”
What’s on your pre-baby bucket list?
“It’s like high school all over again.”
“You don’t have to explain your emotions. Just ride them out.”
You know the one - the one who says they’re low maintenance.
It’s all fun and games until someone loses their job.
Don’t laugh too hard. You might get fired.
Free cupcakes? Why yes, today IS my birthday.
Let’s make a baby. Or die trying.
It’s the little things. That drive you nuts.
Always check under the cushions…
How can you be a grown-up when the “grown-ups” won’t take you seriously?