Ha! That must be why there are so many of us living here. Country living on the other hand, no thanks. Everyone knows your business. Your friends date your exes because there’s a limited population of single people. You have to have a car to get anywhere. I’ll pass.

Flaming Dr. Peppers are awesome!!! They taste just like Dr. Pepper and if you drop the shot right in like you are supposed to, you should be just fine. Some of these people are too drunk and/or stupid to be trusted with an open flame.

I love the window washers who dress as super heroes. They should do that everywhere!

Fry sauce got its start in Utah. Idaho cannot take credit for the glorious, world-changing creation that is fry sauce. Thank you. -Native Utahn.

Best cure for a hangover!

Nice all caps. Chill the fuck out and let people pass.

Um, not when the stairs are located on the opposite side of the building. It is incredibly stupid and rude not to yield to people passing on the left. Sharing is something they cover in kindergarten.

How effing hard is it to step aside if someone wants to pass? One. Single. Step.

The stair alternatives to my building’s escalators (I take 3 each way) are on the opposite side of our complex. One involves exiting outside, walking an extra half block and crossing in traffic instead of taking a tunnel that goes straight through. What is so difficult about yielding to people who want to pass? Are you afraid you might burn a calorie executing this gesture?

I’m a walker, not a stander. I was just describing people’s reactions when I pass them on the left. They glare and act so offended. I always say ‘Excuse me’ or ‘May I just sneak by you’, but it doesn’t help much.