Oh, and remember Rufus (Rowan Atkinson), the jewelry salesman? Well, he was originally an angel.
And he was sent to prevent the SADDEST STORYLINE IN THE MOVIE* FROM HAPPENING.
Remember? Harry (Alan Rickman) begins a flirtation with his secretary Mia (Heike Makatsch) even though he's married to the human personification of perfection, Karen (Emma Thompson)?
Emma remembers.
Well, we see Mia wearing the necklace Harry bought her, but we never really find out if Harry truly had an affair. Was it just a necklace? Or sex and a necklace? Or, worst of all, a necklace and love?
Welp, now we know. Harry 100% cheated on Karen. All the way.
And they do stay together, like we saw in the end of the film, but it's never the same.
Oh, and just in case you weren't feeling bad enough, remember sweet Sarah (Laura Linney) and her true love Karl (Rodrigo Santoro)?
They never got together. They were "doomed."
And Sarah met a "tragic" ending.
THANKS, EMMA. HAPPY FRICKIN' HOLIDAYS.
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