1. Question: What is hotter than a hot guy?
Answer: a hot guy *covered* in a substantial layer of dirt, mud, motor oil, and/or other forms of grease.
FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION:
2. Chris Evans
Clean-cut, boring old action figure man vs. “Where are you carrying me/It doesn’t matter, when do we leave.”
3. Jesse Williams
Left: best-case scenario for getting your tetanus booster. Right: What’s that shirt??? It looks like it has room for two, hehe.
4. Norman Reedus
Some people are just meant to be squinting through a face full of dirt, and Norman Reedus is one of them.
11. Steven Yeun
Who do you want holding your hand after the apocalypse? Who cares what’s in that backpack?! Take the backpack off the nerd and put it on the babe’s back, now you are set.
14. Daniel Craig
Yes, both of these are great looks. But which one seems more likely to sweep you from the arms of criminals and onto the back of his motorcycle and drive you to safety in a windswept desert villa????
15. Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson
The great bonus about the “after” picture here is that you guys can share jewelry.
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