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Definitive Proof That Guys Are Hotter When They Are Covered In Dirt

Just throw a little mud on and you’re set.

1. Question: What is hotter than a hot guy?


Answer: a hot guy *covered* in a substantial layer of dirt, mud, motor oil, and/or other forms of grease.

FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION:

2. Chris Evans

Paramount Pictures

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SnowPiercer Production Co.

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Clean-cut, boring old action figure man vs. “Where are you carrying me/It doesn’t matter, when do we leave.”

3. Jesse Williams

The Colonial Williamsburg Foundation

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Left: best-case scenario for getting your tetanus booster. Right: What’s that shirt??? It looks like it has room for two, hehe.

4. Norman Reedus

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Some people are just meant to be squinting through a face full of dirt, and Norman Reedus is one of them.

5. Channing Tatum

Columbia Pictures

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Columbia Pictures

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Dirt is this Earth’s natural gift to muscle definition! Everyone knows it!

6. Daniel Dae Kim

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Only one of these two men can (and will) start you a fire on the deserted island.

7. Viggo Mortensen

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New Line Cinema

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Inappropriate professor crush vs. total abandonment of morals.

8. Brad Pitt

Pathé Entertainment

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Warner Bros.

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Left Brad could learn a thing or two, sexually, from Right Brad.

9. Johnny Depp

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The Walt Disney Company

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10. Ewan McGregor

Fox Studios

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Out Magazine

 

Left: Aw!
Right: *slack-jawed panting*

11. Steven Yeun

 

Who do you want holding your hand after the apocalypse? Who cares what’s in that backpack?! Take the backpack off the nerd and put it on the babe’s back, now you are set.

12. Harrison Ford

20th Century Fox

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Lucasfilm

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SHOW ME THE JEWELS DIRTY BOY.

13. Denzel Washington

Mundy Lane Entertainment

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Alcon Entertainment

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What’s that weapon? Haha I don’t care, sure I’ll hold it.

14. Daniel Craig

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Eon Productions

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Yes, both of these are great looks. But which one seems more likely to sweep you from the arms of criminals and onto the back of his motorcycle and drive you to safety in a windswept desert villa????

15. Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson

Universal Pictures

 

The great bonus about the “after” picture here is that you guys can share jewelry.

16. Nikolaj Coster-Waldau

 

I WILL BREAK OUT OF THAT NECK LOCK THING, I WILL FIND A WAY

17. Ayyyyyyy. Case: closed.

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