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When your friends ask you how you're doing, you say:
2.
When your friend shivers and says she felt a draft, and you're like:
3.
When one of your friends tries to tell you about a wedding album they were looking through on Facebook, you're like:
4.
When anyone in your friend group gets pregnant, your first assumption is...
5.
And if that baby gets a cold? You:
6.
You've caught your friends making this face many, many times.
7.
And at least half the time you announce what you're thinking about, you get asked:
8.
You're constantly looking for your sister who was maybe abducted by aliens when you were 12.
9.
When you take a vacation with your friends, you're the one who asks everyone you meet:
10.
All your friends know what they're getting from you for their birthdays.
11.
When your friends get excited about the newest iPhone, you can't relate because you hate and distrust technology.
12.
This is your standby party icebreaker.
13.
When your friends argue about politics, you're the one who's like, "Guys, there's something much bigger at play here..."
14.
You're the one in your group convinced you're the hero of an enduring battle between good and evil.
15.
If one of your friends leaves the party early or doesn't show up, you are consumed with panic that they have been taken.
16.
And this is how you let them know if their phone gets a notification while they were in the bathroom.
17.
And what you do when something really exciting just happened on TV and you want them to come in and see it.
18.
Your friends made the mistake of asking you what you wanted to do this weekend.
19.
You can't stop, won't stop searching for ~the truth~ so long as you shall live.
