1.It's not even that you *really* believe in all this stuff.
2.PLEASE LET RABBITS' FEET BE GOOD LUCK FOR SOME REASON BECAUSE OTHERWISE I'M SCARED, HAHA
3.Even if you don't believe in a higher power (or aren't sure), you're kinda still afraid it will strike you down at any moment.
4.You're always pretty sure SOMETHING bad will happen each Friday the 13th.
5.If you have even the slightest suspicion that you left a burner on, or your door unlocked, you HAVE to go back home.
6.Black cats, even as youths, are NEVER "cute." They are harbingers of doom.
7.Knocking on wood is so silly, ha-ha. It literally means nothing, I know, TOTALLY. I'm just doing it quickly as a joke.
8.Whenever something *does* seem to confirm one of your superstitions, you tell everyone, and remember it forever.
9.Confess: you've thrown salt before, haven't you?
10.You're totally not walking around the outside of the ladder because it's bad LUCK, you're doing it because who walks under collapsible objects?
11.Your face when you realize two kinda-bad things have happened recently.
12.There is NO WAY IN HELL you could ever visit a psychic, even as a hilarious joke, because if anyone tells you when or how you'll die it will ruin the rest of your life.
13.And when your horoscope tells you that the 19th-22nd will be your hardest days, you prepare for them with an intensity not unlike someone stockpiling for a nuclear apocalypse.
14.There is no time of day you hate more than 11:11.
15.And having to blow out candles on your birthday fills you with nothing but anger and dread.
16.You have between 1-3 disgusting pieces of fabric — they can hardly be considered clothing — that you keep because you think cotton can make a sports team win a thing.
17.You tend to imbue your crushes with TOO MUCH COSMIC MEANING.
18.This is the most stressful picture you've ever seen in all your life.
