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The 15 Worst Types Of People At Every Super Bowl Party

“Who’s playing again?”

1. The Ex-Football Player

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They will chew your ear off about their glory days and how they could’ve gone all the way. Now the only thing they’re going all the way for is to the fridge for another 5,000 calories to add to their continually expanding fat rolls.

2. The Coach

Says “if it were up to me” a lot.

3. The Gambler

Coin flip? First to score? How many chips can he fit in his mouth? It doesn’t really matter, because all the gambler wants is to “make things interesting.”

4. The Clueless One

I understand the complexities of the NFL rulebook go over the heads of even the most diehard fans, but it’s really not THAT hard to remember what a first down is. Like, five-year-olds can do it.

5. The Commercialphile

Without fail someone will say how the commercials are the best part of the Super Bowl. Pour some five-layer dip on their lap.

6. The Über-Fan

They are way too invested and if their team loses they’re best left alone, with no jokes made at their expense, unless you want to be prison-shanked.

7. The Slob

Why would they use a napkin when your throw pillows are just as absorbent?

8. The Surprisingly Bloodthirsty Dark Horse Fan

They were just sitting there quietly then — BAM! — they’re threatening to rip the referee’s head off. Who knew they even liked football?

9. The Halftime Show Enthusiast

Throughout the first half all they talk about is how exciting the halftime show will be. Throughout the second half they recap the halftime show using the phrase “OMG” a lot.

10. The Phone Freak

They couldn’t care less about the game and would rather be on their phone than at the party. The plus side is that they are the best people to ask to go get you a drink since they couldn’t give two shits about what is happening on the screen.

11. The Stealth Eater

One minute there was a bowl full of guacamole, and the next…nothing. Same with the Lil’ Smokies. Something fishy is going on here, that’s for sure, and it’s not that last fumble recovery call, bub.

12. The Heart-to-Hearter

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Uses the opportunity of a tense third down to ask you an open-ended question about a recent break-up and/or long-term life goals.

13. The Drunk Who Has Forgotten Their Inside Voice

14. The Bandwagoner

Hasn’t ever mentioned the team from their hometown to you ever before. Now that it’s in the Super Bowl, they’re huge fans and call the players by their first names. People from Boston do this a lot.

15. The Latecomer

Meaning they show up toward the end of the third quarter and ask, “What did I miss?” What did you miss? Oh, I don’t know… EVERYTHING?

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