25 Questions Married People Are Tired Of Hearing

Yes, we still have sex.

1. “Don’t you know 50% of marriages end in divorce?”

Thanks for pointing that out. Are you going to tell me my chances of getting cancer next?

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2. “What’s the point of even getting married anymore?”

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Um, I dunno. Maybe because we wanted to commit to each other more than just living together?

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3. “Do you ever worry about your spouse divorcing you and taking half your stuff?”

Right. Because “stuff” is what I got married for.

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4. “Do you think you’ll be married forever?”

Forever? No, because eventually one of us will die. Thanks for reminding me of that.

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5. “Are you more like brother and sister at this point?”

I certainly hope brothers and sisters aren’t doing what we did last night.

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6. “Do you still find your spouse attractive?”

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Are you being serious right now?

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7. “Do you even hang out with your single friends any more?”

No, they’re dead to us. But we’re hoping they’ll get married one day so we can see them again. ::eye roll::

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8. “You really think this is the person you want to be with the rest of your life?”

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Well if I didn’t then saying “I do” was a stupid thing to do, don’t you think?

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9. “Do you ever think about sex with your spouse’s brother/sister/friends?”

Of course not. (And even if we did we’d never tell you).

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10. “Don’t you hate having to run everything by her/him?”

It’s called being respectful since this a partnership. You are seriously getting on my nerves now.

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11. “How’s the old ball and chain?”

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Ball and chain? Really? What is this? The 1950s?

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12. “Do you still have sex?”

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::clenches fists until knuckles turn white::

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13. “Why did you take/not take his last name?”

Why do people care about this so much? Seriously… I think Prince got asked fewer questions when he changed his name to a symbol.

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14. “Did you just get married for the tax benefit?”

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Yes. Oh, and to get added to my spouse’s Costco card. ::gives side eye::

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15. “Who wears the pants in the family?”

It’s 2014. We both wear pants, thanks.

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16. “Is the magic gone?”

Marriage is work, not magic. But do we still love each other? Definitely.

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17. “When are you having kids?”

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Sorry, I missed the part of the wedding vows that said, “To have and to hold and have a bunch of freaking children.”

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18. “Are you going to have any more kids?”

Are you going to keep asking me inane questions?

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19. “Do you go to the bathroom in front of each other?”


Ew. Why are you asking us about how we go to the bathroom?

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20. “How can you get married when so many people still can’t?”

Because us not getting married solves nothing, and hopefully having a successful marriage will inspire those who want to get married to keep fighting.

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21. “Don’t you hate sharing a bank account?”

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Actually, it’s pretty damn convenient.

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22. “Do you hate your in-laws?”

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Are you trying to start a fight between my spouse and me?

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23. “Is the seven-year-itch a real thing?”

You’re basically asking if we want to have sex with other people. Not cool.

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24. “You must love when the other one is gone for awhile, right?”

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Look, we got married to be together. To. Geth. Er.

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25. “How do you do it?”


It’s no mystery: We love each other (and put in a lot of work).

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