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23 Senior Citizens Who Don’t Give A F*@k

Because being old means having nothing left to prove.

1. The Punk Rock Golden Girls

Chain mail chic? Check.

2. Ms. Mega Boxer

“Yeah, I drive a Hoveround. Doesn’t mean I won’t knock the crap out of you.”

3. Mr. Been There Done That

This is either the coolest landlord ever or the worst. Either way, rent’s due, buddy.

4. The Brittle Bones Brigade

They were carving up pools and park benches before you were even born.

5. Mr. and Mrs. Canvas

People are always like, “Don’t get a tattoo! Imagine what they will look like when you get older!” Awesome is what they’ll look like, punk.

6. Ms. Annie Get Your Gun

“Edith! You still at that boxing game? Check this out! I’m slaying these zombies bitches!”

7. Miss Puff Puff Pass

That cigar was twice as long 20 minutes ago.

8. The Fashionistas

“Oh, you started a clothing line? How cute. Is it for babies?”

9. The Senior Sensei

“They said I could be anything, so I became a Octogenarian Ninja Turtle.”

10. The Lose Yourself Choir

“I say what I want to say and do what I want to do. There’s no in between. People will either love you for it or hate you for it.” — Eminem

11. Señora Who Gives A Shit?

I think this lady coined the phrase “smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.”

12. Ms. Might As Well

Grandma got implants, and they were glorious.

13. M.C. Grandma

She didn’t choose the thug life, she created it.

14. Mr. How The Hell Do You Do That?

Don’t try this at home, you aren’t old enough yet.

15. Ms. Thang

Yes you are, ma’am. Yes you are.

16. Mrs. Moped

“Oh, the bike? That’s for haulin’ ass and smokin’ grass.”

17. Mrs. Honesty

She’s smiling because she hates you, but in the sweetest way possible.

18. Great Aunt Smokey

Marijuana; Bringing Generations Together Since… Wait, Are There Still Cookies?

19. Grandpa Kickflip

Tony Hawk got oooooold.

20. Miss Thrasher

“Double heelflip to darkslide? Pussy.”

21. Madam Protest

“Fuck you, civil unrest.”

22. The Workhorse

“I don’t really see a need to retire as long as I am having fun.” — Stan Lee

23. … And these ladies who twerk it out.

Take that, Miley!

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