The Definitive Ranking Of Chocolate Candy From Grossest To Most Delicious

"I heard Chunky was Mussolini's favorite candy."

The criteria:

In order to be considered for the ranking, all candy had to contain either a chocolate-y outer shell or a chocolate-y inner life. Sorry, no gummy candies or licorices were evaluated.

27. Chunky

Nestle

"Candy with raisins? Who does that?"

"I heard Chunky was Mussolini's favorite candy."

26. Goldenberg's Peanut Chews

Goldenberg's

"They sound boring already."

"It sounds like candy that would be at your grandparent's house."

"The chewing is the worst, TBH."

"The chocolate is gross."

"It's vegan."

"Oh."

25. Birthday Cake M&Ms

Mars

"There is a level of fragrance to these that is uncomfortable."

"This is an unhappy marriage of desserts."

24. Hershey's Cookies 'n' Creme

Hershey's

"This is a luxury candy bar."

"The first piece is always amazing, but you can never have more than, like, 3 pieces at a time (or even in a week)."

"I love cookies and cream as an ice cream flavor, but white chocolate in a bar is atrocious."

23. Almond Joy

Peter Paul

"I only eat Almond Joy. Sorry you all eat Almond Sorrow."

"Does adding almonds to Mounds bars make them any better? I'd say no."

22. Mounds

Peter Paul

"Mounds are mom candy."

"Your mom is always like 'I wish I had a Mounds.'"

"Coconut is good only in shampoo."

21. Krackel

Hershey's

"Krackel is the poor man's Nestle Crunch."

"Krackel was always the thing you got trick or treating where you were like 'eh, whatever.'"

20. Mr. Goodbar

Hershey's

"Mr. Goodbar is my favorite because I'm a degenerate."

"Has anyone ever purchased a full-sized Mr. Goodbar ever?

19. Pretzel M&Ms

Mars

"Pretzel M&Ms seem like a good idea for the first 10 seconds the first time you put one in your mouth, and then never again."

"They're too funky fake tasting."

"WTF. I like them. I'll eat your guys'."

18. 3 Musketeers

Mars

"3 Musketeers are actually trash."

"Sorry I like them. Like, A LOT."

"Nougat is so good."

"But why advertise that you're low fat. You're eating a candy bar. You don't care about those things."

17. Peanut Butter M&Ms

Mars

"In a pinch these will do, but let's be real. The peanut butter is far inferior to Reese's stuff."

16. Mint M&Ms

Mars

"They remind me of those fancy Andes dinner mints."

"Oh man, you know when you go to a restaurant and they bring a mint after the dinner and you're like, what is this, a garbage mint? but then there's CHOCOLATE inside and it changes everything."

"Pleasant. Creamy. Refreshing."

15. Hershey's With Almonds

Hershey's

"It's not thick enough to hold a good almond chunk."

"Like of all the nuts they could have gone for they went with ALMONDS?"

14. Milky Way

Mars

"I think it's best in fun-size, but not as a legit full-size bar."

13. Snickers

Mars

"Snickers are good but then i feel like i made a mistake after, always."

"I feel like the Snickers and the Milky Way are the basic bitches of the candy bar world."

12. Kit Kat

Mars

"Kit Kat's breakable structure pleases me."

"Plus that jingle. Forever in my head."

"Kit Kats are garbage candy. No one ever picks a Kit Kat."

11. Butterfinger

Nestle

"Butterfingers is a desperation candy."

"Physically impossible to eat without feeling like you're destroying your teeth forever, to the point where your teeth might fall out while you're eating it. and maybe that's part of the thrill."

"What IS the stuff in the middle. it's not food."

"Controversial, but I love it. It just feels like danger in my mouth."

"I'm actually not that big a fan of Butterfingers. Probably the least appetizing name of them all. And they tasted just as bad. No one wants to choke on your flaky dust. It's a poor excuse for a candy bar."

"I want to choke on that flaky dust."

10. 100 Grand

Nestle

"The only legit full-size candy bar."

"I have never had one of those."

"Nope."

9. York Peppermint Patty

Hershey's

"These make me feel like I'm eating a cool mountain breeze. In a good way."

"I cannot abide by peppermint candy. it's like trying to eat a hershey bar after brushing your teeth."

8. Hershey's

Hershey's

"Never what I reach for, but always surprisingly satisfying."

"#Classic."

"I never usually want anything to do with milk chocolate. It's garbage chocolate. But sometimes Hershey's is aight."

7. M&Ms

Mars

"#Classic."

"A binge food."

6. Baby Ruth

Nestle

"Baby Ruths are actually really good, but I think of them as a dad candy bar."

"I would agree, they are perhaps the most forgotten candy bar."

"But you know what? They're great."

5. Nestle Crunch

Nestle

"Crunch bar is the superior rice candy bar."

"Most definitely. Love the thinness of Crunch."

4. Take 5

Hershey's

"Woefully underrated."

"Pretzels, caramel, peanut butter and chocolate? Sold. DOUBLE SOLD."

"This proves that there should be pretzels in MOST if not all candy bars."

3. Toblerone

Toblerone

"The nougat is seriously crack."

"I love how it opens."

"Toblerone is too much work for your mouth. It's like mouth geometry."

"It has a neat shape and there's toffee in it. You can't not love this stuff."

2. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

Hershey's

"I love the Reese's peanut butter in all forms - pieces, cups, actual peanut butter jar."

"Instead of flowers, throw reese's in my grave."

"Shower me in peanut butter cups."

"Reese's forever."

1. Peanut M&Ms

Mars

"Peanut M&Ms are so much better than regular M&Ms."

"They are perhaps the best."

"They're the elegant mom version of M&Ms."

"Solid, substantial, perfect size and weight."