Important announcement: Welsh actor Michael Sheen is a bonafide hottie.
For one thing, he is a pro at understated stripping maneuvers.
Of all the people who have ever moodily tossed back and forth in bed in a white t-shirt, he has done it the most sensually.
He can pull off any haircut.
Hell would be having to pick only ONE Michael Sheen.
He's also goofy-sexy, aka the best kind of sexy.
Seriously, the only thing better than an attractive man in a sharp suit is an attractive man in a sharp suit doing this joyful move:
He has mastered the selfie and subsequently made the world a little brighter because of it.
1 - 0 to Man U!!!!
Also, he has perfected the art of beard maintenance. And delighted chuckling. And dear god, everything else.
He can show up all Gone With The Wind-like because he gives no damn!
He even once correctly identified himself as a "handsome devil."
This handsome devil will be on with @CraigyFerg tonight 12.35am/ 11.35pm C #LateLateShow
Oh yeah, and he's a devout humanitarian so, DROOL.
Had incredibly impressive visit at Hafod #RightsRespectingSchool in Swansea near my home town. Thank you! @UNICEF_uk
And he sweet-talks like no other.
He's hot when he awkward-winks.
He's hot when he's going for the Billie Joe Armstrong-look.
Even when he's mansplaining, you can't help but hate-swoon.
He'll literally blur your vision with his beauty.
AHEM - he also has the most delectable rump in all the land.
LOOK AT THOSE EYES. They've creeped into the deepest corners of your soul and there's no going back.
And even when he arrives at your doorstep soaking wet, the thirst can't be quenched.
So keep thirsty.
