So by now you probably know that actor George Clooney and human rights lawyer Amal Alamuddin have recently wed.
And it's pretty obvious that, while a flawlessly beautiful couple, George and Amal Clooney are, in fact, separate people.
So what the hell is this?
This...is a joke, right?
...
What if we did the same thing to George Clooney?
It'd look pretty silly, no?
Wouldn't it be frustrating to devote your life to doing what you love, only to have it all feel irrelevant just because you married a male Hollywood celebrity?
So can we maybe not?
Great, thanks.
