Response to The Most Outrageous Romney Spoof So Far:
You Obama voters sure love your immature mockery. But if anyone put upavideo of Obama big pimpin’ with Kim & Khloe inawhite Bronco, or Michelle doing pull-ups onabanana tree, she wouldn’t be the only one up in arms. Blacks are the most racist, misogynistic, incoherent and violent pseudo-demographic (three-fifths ofaperson and 47% Donkey Kong). Mexican cucarachas are just the same. You just want hardworking people to pay for your Fluke pills so you don’t have to exercise personal responsibility in terms of the bedroom, but can have free license to exercise your thigh muscles on whoever you damn well please. You like it dirty and you like it rough. Well, come January things are going to get bad for those who don’t like to be “good.” There’s no such thing as safe sex. Your right to harm yourself ends whenIhave to pay for it. Free ride’s over, hoochies. Time to turn off the Madonna video and get back to reality. STDs aren’t the taxpayers’ responsibility; neither are food stamps, welfare or loan payments on frilly lib-arts degrees in needlepoint and ballet dancing. It’s your responsibility to keep it in your pants and to do what’s right or quit complaining already. Equal pay for equal work doesn’t mean tax subsidies for screwing around! You still have to work, and just because you give jobs doesn’t mean you have one! Romney & Ryan 2012: Believe in America. Believe in VALUES. Change REAL AMERICANS — not buffalo girls, white trash, or illegal, Spanish-fly hoochie-coos — can TRULY believe in.
Response to The Candidates Don’t Say "Gay":
Here’salist of the top 10 most important issues in the 2012 presidential campaign: 1. Jobs
10. All of the above
Idon’t see the word gay anywhere in this list. Right now the only person getting jobs in this country is Bill Clinton.
Response to Does Obamacare Mean The End Of The Pill?:
Why not just get sterilized and be done with it?
Response to This Is What #SorryFeminists Is All About:
Voting for Romney becauseIlike money and business, hate sex and don’t care who @BenAffleck is voting for. #SorryFeminists #ArgoFuckYourself
Where’s McKayla Maroney? She and Honey Badger probably don’t care. (Or is old meme old already?)
Response to Like Kids? You’ll LOVE This Commercial:
I don’t like kids, soIknowIwon’t like this ad. FortunatelyIhaveaFirefox plugin that allows me to block the stupid video. Damn babies ruined one of my favorite eighties songs.
Response to eBay Is The New Pinterest:
Is there an option for going back to the old eBay interface? I’m thinking of openingaseller’s account and don’t want it to look like some ridiculous frou-frou cutesy-girlish social media site. Business only, please, cold hard cash, feedback for the product, not the person. No fluffy kittens or mommy crafts allowed.