1. After we watched his new movie A.C.O.D., Adam and director Stu Zicherman came for a Q&A.
It was a deep conversation. Adam thinks dogs are dumb, while Stu hates cats!
2. Then Adam mentioned that the poster is the perfect canvas for penis graffiti.
He told Conan O’Brien this, too, because that’s how film promotion works!
3. So we said, prove it! Draw the dicks! And he was totally game.
4. As you can see, he took to the assignment with great gusto and concentration!
5. He got super creative, as you might expect.
6. Look at the intensity in those eyes.
7. And his microphone was perfectly positioned. Meta!
8. He’s really proud of his work! Great job, Adam!
9. In case you’re wondering, yes, we are framing this.
And yes, he did sign the shaft of one of those penises.
10. Because, he explains, those penis drawings are very special to him.
11. A closeup for you…
Go see A.C.O.D. — which co-stars Amy Poehler, Richard Jenkins, Catherine O’Hara, Clark Duke, and Jessica Alba — in theaters this weekend!