He’s gonna be shitting his teeth out for a week… Next time, make sure the safety’s off, asshole.

Oh, come off it, we all do it now and then.

#44 just had me blow coffee out of my nose.

Pneumonia is a viral/bacterial infection, you don’t catch it from being exposed to cold temperatures.

OMG EVERY1PANIC!!!11!!

Given how little you spent proof reading this post, I can’t wait to check out your book!

Oh squids, lol….

I’ve long held that Vlad Putin is a real life James Bond villain.

Congratulations California! You can now be as underwhelmed as the rest of America with Dunkin Donuts.

All this will do is drive up the price of existing weapons and magazines. People can lie/omit information from doctors and the CDC. None of this is proactive. These are all reactive measures. Band aids on bullet wounds, if you will.