Hahaha, tell me more!
*Looks in rear-view mirror, sees something strange and green hanging from a nostril.*
…And …he’s totally gone for it.
He’s going for the gold.
Diving for buried treasure, even.
HE’S FOUND IT! HE FOUND GOLD!
CONGRATULATIONS, RUSSELL BRAND, YOU WON.
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