The 23 Most Important Soul Patches Of All Time

They’re there. They’re made of hair. Get used to it.

1. Stevie Ray Vaughan: The bluesy, sultry patch

ID: 873829

2. Steve Harwell from Smash Mouth: The ska-tinged late ’90s patch

ID: 873926

3. Howie Mandel: The “just the patch” patch

ID: 873930

4. Billy Ray Cyrus: The dad patch

ID: 873932

5. Richard Baxter: The 17th century Puritan theologian patch

ID: 873940

6. Kevin Costner: The “lol, Waterworld? Never heard of it” patch

ID: 873949

7. William Shakespeare: The shuffled off this mortal coil patch

ID: 874047

8. Fred Durst: The patch that did it all for the nookie

ID: 874203

9. Bruce “The Boss” Springsteen: The born in the USA patch

ID: 874049

10. Phil Jackson: The patch that’s freakishly great at basketball

ID: 874053

11. Vlad the Impaler: The “go ahead, laugh, I have mercenaries” patch

ID: 874257

12. Stevie Wonder: The soulest of the patches by far

ID: 874058

13. Chris Gaines: The “patch the Garth Brooks away” patch

ID: 874262

14. David Boreanaz: The brooding vampire patch

ID: 874135

15. Joe Jonas: The “soon Zac Efron will have one just like it” patch

ID: 874179

16. Zac Efron: The “soon Justin Bieber will have one just like it” patch

ID: 874146

17. Frank Zappa: The scary rock patch

ID: 874155

18. John Travolta in “Swordfish”: The LOL what is this movie patch

ID: 874202

19. Billy Bob Thornton: The “is this making me look creepy?” patch

ID: 874173

20. Apolo Anton Ohno: The arrow pointing to your lips patch

ID: 874176

21. Jack White: The ambiguously related patch

ID: 874185

22. Ray Charles: The legendary patch

ID: 874188

23. J.C. Chasez: The douchiest facial hair of all time patch

ID: 874191

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