1. If you don’t already have the hots for Lizzy Caplan, what are you even doing with your life?
8. She made the funniest fashion video ever:
10. She also played Casey Klein, the most hilarious character on the best show ever, Party Down.
16. And she survived a RED MULLET…
17. And a face mauling from Kirsten Dunst.
18. Her relationship with Adam Scott is just like you and your guy BFF.
20. and off.
24. Years later, she was the most relatable character in Bachelorette.
26. She played the perfect no-nonsense foil to Zooey Deschanel on New Girl.
28. You liked her so much, you didn’t even care that she uttered this line.
29. IRL, she’s been dating Matthew Perry (yes, THAT Matthew Perry) since 2006, but they keep their love lives private.
Here are pretty much the only paparazzi photos of them together, at the 2011 U.S. Open.
30. But lest you think Lizzy is only funny on camera, you should know that her recent Reddit AMA was hilarious.
37. So Lizzy, if you ever want to like, hang out or go shopping or get a drink sometime, let all of us know. ALL OF US.
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- [Police are investigating the death of Jamycheal Mitchell, 24, who was arrested months ago in Virginia for allegedly stealing about $5 worth of groceries. He was found dead in his jail cell last week. ›] (http://www.buzzfeed.com/jimdalrympleii/black-man-held-for-months-for-stealing-5-worth-of-snacks-fou)
- Owen Labrie was found not guilty of felony sexual assault charges stemming from a 15-year-old former student's accusations that he raped her at St. Paul's School. ›