21 Jokes So Stupid They’re Actually Funny

HA ha HA ha HA ha HA.

1. My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti.

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2. How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

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3. What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

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4. I went to the zoo the other day. It was empty, except for a single dog…

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5. What kind of bagel can fly?

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6. Where do animals go when their tails fall off?

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7. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

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8. How does a train eat?

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9. Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

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10. What’s Forrest Gump’s password?

11. Knock knock.

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Britney Spears.

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Knock knock.

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12. What do you call a cow with no legs?

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13. How is imitation like a plateau?

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14. So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff…

15. A magician was driving down the street…

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16. What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland?

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17. What does Batman get in his drinks?

18. What sport do you play with a wombat?

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19. What does a nosy pepper do?

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20. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

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21. Tried to take a photograph of some fog.

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(h/t to this, this, and this Reddit thread.)

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