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Why Ryan Gosling Should Never, Ever Google Himself

This is why we can’t have nice things.

Sometimes, when you’re a human with internet access, you google yourself.

This is probably what it looks like when Ryan Gosling googles himself.

1. Rude.

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2. No, no he was not.

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3. I thought we settled that Bradley Cooper issue.

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Puppies, though.

5. Wrong.

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6. He has none of those things.

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7. Don’t even joke about that.

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8. This is why he disappeared forever. This is why no one has seen him in years*.

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*huge exaggeration

Happy birthday, Ryan Gosling. You are none of those things and you should never stop. Now please come back. The world is worried.

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