1.
Disney might be pure evil but at least it's not Illuminati.
2.
Well, that escalated quickly.
3.
So... Ariel's pregnant?
4.
Well this is a lot to take in...
5.
This one's just a huge cliffhanger.
6.
Pinocchio is a bad motivational speaker?
7.
People can't agree on whether Mulan is the best princess or even a princess at all.
8.
Though there is a consensus that Dumbo is a sad film.
9.
And Frozen is the new black?
10.
Apparently Snow White is a mad gangster.
14.
Peter Pan is evil and dead and possibly an angel?
15.
None of these are true?
16.
Did Simba even go to school?
