1.
"Magpies are kind and gentle creatures."
2.
"The Neighbours theme song isn't catchy."
3.
"I don't mind admitting that pavlova is from New Zealand."
4.
"I've never been to the beach."
5.
"Throw another shrimp on the barbie."
6.
"Kath & Kim isn't remotely accurate."
8.
"Australia is so cheap."
9.
"Public transport is so reliable."
11.
"Nah, I don't like sausage sizzle."
12.
"Chris Lilley isn't even funny."
13.
"I've never eaten a Tim Tam."
14.
"We have such great access to American TV shows."
15.
"I have no problem with flies."
16.
"I couldn't find what I was looking for at Dan Murphy's."
17.
"Crocodile Dundee is a perfect representation of our culture."
18.
"Goon has no place in our country."
19.
"They're flip flops, not thongs."
20.
"I've never called someone mate when I'm mad with them."
21.
"I love people thinking I'm a Kiwi when I travel."
22.
"Kyle Sandilands is my hero."
23.
"The Australian government really knows what they're doing".
24.
"Australian movies are great and should win every Oscar."
25.
"Shane Warne has aged really well."
26.
"Coffee tastes better in the USA."
27.
"Why hasn't Home and Away won a Golden Globe yet?"
28.
"Mum is actually spelt with an 'o'."
29.
"I get all my important news from A Current Affair."
30.
"Wtf is a Zooper Dooper?!"
31.
"Summer in Australia is never hot enough."
