1. "Damn, I woke up too early and have to sit through Aerobics Oz Style before Cheez TV starts."
2. "I'll trade you my rainbow Roll-Up AND my Ovalteenies for your Dunkaroos."
3. "Mum made me a devon and tomato sauce sambo again."
4. "Aw, cool! I got four cents interest in my Dollarmites account!"
5. "I'm having my birthday party at the Pizza Hut buffet."
7. "You wanna play grip ball?"
8. "I got new Impulse for the school disco."
9. "Dad's making me a Slip 'n' Slide this weekend, ask your Mum if you can come over!"
10. "Surf shops are so cool."
11. "What Yowie toy did you get? Wanna trade?"
12. "Oh man, this month's Disney Adventures has such a cool toy."
13. "Oh my gosh the Healthy Harold van is here!!!!!"
14. "Want a cigarette? Hahahahahahaha we're so cool."
15. "Lets play Stuck In The Mud. BAGS NOT IN!"
16. "Mum's making chocolate crackles for the school fête fundraiser."
17. "What can I get for 20 cents?"
18. "ABC Kids is actually the best."
19. "Let's go to Video Ezy and get five weeklys."
20. "Ugh I hate this video piracy ad, where's the remote?"
21. "This month's TV Hits has the coolest Heartbreak High posters."
22. "My Tazo collection is better than yours."
23. "The Bugalugs Bum Thief is so funny."
24. "Agro cones are the best."
25. "That Goosebumps book didn't scare me at all."*
26. "Yessssss Dad bought Sunnyboys!!!!"
27. "What colour's my tongue?"
28. "Aw yeah! I got a Pizza Rounda in my lunch order!"
Remember these at school! OMG I lived on them. Yum 🍕🍕🍕 #pizza #rounda
29. "Sorry but Twisties are better than Burger Rings."
30. "Mum, I need to get to school early today to play handball."
31. "Paul Jennings is the best author in the world."
32. "I want to live in a lighthouse."
33. "I taped the new Silverchair video off rage yesterday."
34. "Matty told me that Kylie told him that if it gets above 42 degrees today, we get to leave school early!!!!!!"
35. "Ba-na-na-na-na-na ba-na-na-na-na, make those bodies sing!"
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36. "I'm getting so good at Yo Yo Diablo."
37. "We got a new phone and it has a three-way calling feature!'
38. "I got Babe on VHS for my birthday!"
39. "Oh man I want to win that prize from Saturday Disney."
Whoops! We mixed up our decades: An earlier version of this post spoke about K-Zone magazine, which was of course not a thing until after 2000.