Reasons why as an adult I am still afraid of the dark.

Those were happier times

I always disliked birds

I can no longer eat lamb

No no no, very bad crocodile

I really hope Ace, Blaine, and Cash grow up to form a crime fighting trio.

It’s more like a parasite

Just open the damn door!

This is way too accurate.

The Exalted Cyclops would look nice with some nipple tassels.