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I was 7 and it was hot so I asked for rainbow ice cream. About 2 hours later we were in Walmart and I start farting really bad and after a few times I realized I was actually sharting. Instead of doing the normal thing and telling my parents so they could take me home I didn't say… Read More

Felt the same about the naked 3 palette.

Kate Somerville ExfoliKate treatment. It's $85 for 2 oz but the difference in my skin is amazing.

"Troubles are just the shadows in a beautiful picture" - Candide

My sophomore year of high school I skipped school and got high for the first time in the woods with my boyfriend at the time and some of his friends. I got super paranoid and while my boyfriend and I were making out I saw dogs come out of nowhere and started running and screaming.… Read More

Another time we went to outback after a dance recital and the waitress was offering us cocktails and my sister who was like 13 at the time looks at the waitress and asks "what do you have for virgins?" We started laughing so hard my friend almost pissed herself and I started crying… Read More

When my sister and I were younger we played the sims 2 all the time. One day my best friend at the time and the two of us decided to buy the most unnecessary shit and put it in our "house". In the game there's a fire hazard thingy and if you put too much stuff in you would have to… Read More

A few years ago I had surgery to correct my deviated septum. Anytime I'm under anesthesia I get extremely emotional and as soon as I woke up I started crying for no reason. When they finally put me in recovery my mom came back and they had my mom feed me jello. She said that when… Read More