On a daily basis, my Facebook feed is full of new moms begging me to vote for their baby's photo in some internet contest. It's irritating. So I made this video.
Is Dan Cathy's hate talk getting between you and tasty, tasty chicken? On August 1st, join a peaceful protest by going to your local Chick-Fil-A and asking for a large water, a la Proverbs 25:21.
At a bar, a guy who was about 10 years too old to be there looked me up and down and said, “Baby, you’re a 6, but if you kissed me you’d be a 10.” I thought it was a joke and cracked up. He called me a cunt and walked away. ?♀️
Don’t leave crap in the showers. Yeah, it’s just soap/shampoo/whatever, but taking a shower with every previous guest’s forgotten shampoo bottle makes the whole place feel grimy.
Leave a few snacks and bottles of water out for guests. It costs practically nothing, but makes the whole…
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