1. Halloween is great and all, but you can't wait for it to end so you can get to November 1.
2. You tell yourself that putting "All I Want For Christmas Is You" on your Mariah Carey iTunes shuffle won't lead you down a Christmas spiral.
3. But then you end up listening to the rest of Mariah's holiday oeuvre.
4. You obsessively look up sales figures for Christmas songs to verify that people MUST be listening to them outside of December.
Mariah Carey's song "All I Want For Christmas Is You" passed 14 million in sales alone making it the BIGGEST SELLING XMAS SINGLE of ALL TIME
5. Someone questions your decision to listen to Christmas music and the gauntlet is officially thrown.
6. You make a new Christmas playlist including songs you've bought since last December.
7. You find yourself pretending the creep factor in "Baby, It's Cold Outside" doesn't exist because you want to hear Jessica Simpson's flawless, angelic voice.
8. You're always the first to put up your tree because the Christmas rhythm has officially got you.
9. You buy holiday drinks at Starbucks just to set the mood.
10. You exhaust every Christmas song in your iTunes, so you have to raid your parent's vinyl collection.
11. But WHAM!'s soothingly festive vocals are so addictive, you fall into a black hole of downloading every version of "Last Christmas" ever.
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IT'S CHRISTMAS ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
12. YOU'LL EVEN DOWNLOAD THE "GLEE" VERSION.
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13. You hop in the car to push your Christmas music drugs on an unsuspecting passerby.
14. You can't listen to Christmas music without the proper attire, so you hit the mall for Christmas sweaters!
15. You force your pet to accessorize with you for your solo holiday dance parties.
16. You linger around Christmas displays because they're playing Christmas music on repeat.
17. You end up watching Mean Girls just to see the "Jingle Bell Rock" scene and end up playing the same scene on repeat.
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18. That Mean Girls scene puts you in a seductive mood, so you throw on the sultriest version of "Santa Baby" you can find.
19. Your friends start to get concerned for you.
I'm already listening to Christmas music 😳....I think I need an intervention #themostwonderfultimeofyear
20. You've been known to invite friends over, promise you won't play Christmas music, and then when they least expect it...
21. And then when Christmas is over, you get angry because you have to wait another year to hear all your favorite songs again.
