1.
Does chyawanprash taste like chocolate?
2.
Why does Disney Hour's Vishal always wear a white T-shirt inside?
3.
What in hell does "Chaddi pehen ke phool khila hai" even mean?
4.
Why does my mom keep feeding me cod liver oil capsules?
5.
Why are we always going to nani's?
6.
How the fuck are my classmates making these elaborate friendship bands?
7.
Why do I have to polish my white PT shoes if the point of them is to get dirty in 30 minutes?
8.
And in the Hindi-dubbed Aladdin series, why was Ali so dumb?
9.
And why was Hindi-speaking Iago straight up gang$ta?
10.
How did Uncle Scrooge 'swim' in solid fucking metal coins every day?
11.
Why are we wrapping our notebooks in brown paper and then a plastic cover?
12.
What the heck was Harriet's hair even?
13.
How much powdered bubblegum can I fill my mouth with, without risking death?
14.
Will I ever marry Raj/Priya from grade 8?
15.
What is the point of that double-nibbed compass in my geometry box?
16.
Why does Maggi actually never look like this?
17.
What happens if I fill the entire screen with the snake?
18.
Where the hell is that damn owl from Hogwarts?
19.
Why the hell did our teachers want all of us to have the same handwriting?
20.
By what sorcery did Duck Hunt even work?!
21.
How come I, old enough, can't make an unending pencil peel string, but that little Nataraj girl can?
22.
And most importantly, where the fuck are at least 99,999,86 of my games?
