Are you fucking done with having hair that randomly changes texture?
You are one of many who suffer from Spontaneous Bitchass Hair Transformation Syndrome.
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You're used to being told stuff like this.
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You can never be sure if your bangs are cut right because you could wake up with different hair the next morning.
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Seriously, you could have a thinned out straight fringe after a cut...
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And channel unintentional Betty Page thick bang realness after a shower.
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You're never satisfied with hairstylists because they don't know the story of your life.
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You often find yourself having literally two different kinds of hair on both sides of your head.
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And then balancing everything out by curling or straightening the less appealing side.
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Oh, and did you know that you will have the most glorious hair day when you have to meet NOBODY?
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Let's not even talk about taking photos during major weather changes.
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Hairstyles are a bitch to handle because a couple of hours into your day, your hair will have an identity crisis.
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You've been pushed far enough to have imagined doing this several times.
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Going out with styled, voluminous hair.
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Coming across a mirror at the club and crying inside.
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Way too much effort goes into your hair to behave for special occasions.
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Anti-frizz serum? LOL good luck.
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Hairspray? Not going to help, TBH.
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You need to wash it a day in advance when you know there's something to do tomorrow.
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And you put in effort, even though perfection only lasts for, like, 2.1 hours.
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But these are the moody locks you will have to live with.
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You've got to own and rock your wild, straight, curly, frizzy, wavy, moody hair.
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So keep on prayin' for that updo to stay in place.
