“When I was seven, I wanted to be a cat.”
“Am I right in saying that the phrase ‘pimp my ride’ means modify my car?”
“We’re watching animal porn!”
“Adult life is already so goddamn weird.”
Other than their ability to find things, of course.
Hufflepuffs and Slytherins can be perfect couples, too.
Because there are more than just Russell Brand and Ricky Gervais
In case Harry Potter himself isn’t proof enough.
Walk the Line was ten years ago…
Just sooooooo many thoughts
Hermione Granger is pushing 40!
“I’ve been to paradise but I’ve never been to me.”
“I’ll take le tits now for 800.”
“I don’t care what they say about me. I just want to eat.”
♪All you have to do is think of me and have peace of miiiiiiind♪
They’d all be lucky to have you
They’re all hilarious, really.
Let’s see which happy host you are.