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    Updated on Aug 4, 2020. Posted on Aug 2, 2020

    25 Times Schmidt From "New Girl" Made Me Laugh So Hard I Nearly Cried

    "I'm not taking advice from you. You pronounce the 'g' in 'lasagna.'"

    1. When he loved living alone.

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    2. When he 100% correctly called out Nick.

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    3. When he proved he could do anything he put his mind to.

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    4. When Schmidt just wanted to bring a fish back to its home.

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    5. When he delivered true poetry.

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    6. When he had questions about sex.

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    7. When he made this video for Jess's birthday.

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    8. When he was looking for his daughter, Ruth.

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    9. When Winston thought Schmidt was trying to steal his swag.

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    10. When he said the most romantic thing possible.

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    11. When Schmidt straight-up slapped Spencer.

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    12. When he explained why he had to to see Nick's penis.

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    13. When he went to therapy.

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    14. When he bested Jess through his lack of overt nipples.

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    15. When Schmidt educated the bros.

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    16. When he quoted Beyoncé lyrics.

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    17. When he discussed interior design with Cece.

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    18. When Schmidt used this simile.

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    19. When he described Jess perfectly.

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    20. When he coined a new term.

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    21. When he hated youths.

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    22. When Schmidt unpacked his college major.

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    23. When he hit Nick with his car to get a parking spot.

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    24. When he remained calm.

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    25. And finally, whenever Schmidt had to put money in the douchebag jar.

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