1. When he loved living alone.
2. When he 100% correctly called out Nick.
3. When he proved he could do anything he put his mind to.
4. When Schmidt just wanted to bring a fish back to its home.
5. When he delivered true poetry.
6. When he had questions about sex.
7. When he made this video for Jess's birthday.
8. When he was looking for his daughter, Ruth.
9. When Winston thought Schmidt was trying to steal his swag.
10. When he said the most romantic thing possible.
11. When Schmidt straight-up slapped Spencer.
12. When he explained why he had to to see Nick's penis.
13. When he went to therapy.
14. When he bested Jess through his lack of overt nipples.
15. When Schmidt educated the bros.
16. When he quoted Beyoncé lyrics.
17. When he discussed interior design with Cece.
18. When Schmidt used this simile.
19. When he described Jess perfectly.
20. When he coined a new term.
21. When he hated youths.
22. When Schmidt unpacked his college major.
23. When he hit Nick with his car to get a parking spot.
24. When he remained calm.
25. And finally, whenever Schmidt had to put money in the douchebag jar.
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