Jimmy Fallon Should Be Appointed "Secretary Of Happiness" And Here's My Proof

"You know why gerbils are great? You can fit 'em in your fanny pack."

1. First off, Jimmy Fallon is maybe the only person in the world who correctly utilizes the hashtag.

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2. And the "Thank You Note."

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3. And boxes.

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4. But he wouldn't make "Jimmy Fallon is maybe the only person in the world who correctly utilizes boxes" sexual because kids love him.

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5. Jimmy knows that sometimes the simplest ideas yield the funniest results.

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6. And when he sees an opportunity for hilarity, he runs with it.

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7. And creates stupidly funny recurring bits.

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8. Jimmy Fallon was an awesome Weekend Update anchor.

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9. Like he's all-star status.

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10. But he was great in SNL sketches, too.

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11. Even when he, like, always broke.

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12. Jimmy is really good with kids.

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13. There's nothing more pure than him and Robert Irwin hanging with animals.

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14. But that time he showed the world Taylor Swift's post-surgery self is a real close second.

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15. The Tonight Show commercial breaks are hidden gems.

16. There's no better celebrity friendship than Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake.

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17. Except for maybe Fallon, Timberlake and Ferrell.

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18. Jimmy knows when to sit back and let his guests talk.

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19. That's how he learned he hilarious ruined a sort-of-date with Nicole Kidman.

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20. But it's more than okay because his wife, Nancy Juvonen, is fantastic.

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21. Jimmy Fallon's acting range is humongous.

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22. Okay, maybe not, but who cares when he can successfully slip "fanny pack" into conversation.

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23. Look, this man gave us the gift of Paul Rudd lip-syncing "Don't Stop Me Now."

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24. And Kristen Wiig as Michael Jordan.

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25. The point is Jimmy Fallon is a joy machine.

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26. And he's working hard to give us joy.

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27. Jimmy Fallon is a national treasure and it's high time we recognize it!

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