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My delivery fail involves my mom. While being induced, the process was taking a while, well into the night. I couldn’t sleep as every 5 minutes a monitor was beeping or a doc was touching my vaj. My mom slept the entire time in the bed that was for my husband. At 2am, the crna came… Read More

I got banned from the haunted trail near my hometown. We were told at the beginning no one would touch you and you shouldn’t touch anything. I was scared as it was my first haunted trail so I was glad we wouldn’t be touched. About 5 minutes in, someone came up behind me and grabbed… Read More

I was a post doc (PhD scientist) working in a lab when I had my first kid. The first week back after maternity leave was awful (missed my kid, didn’t feel 100 percent after a rough c section). The third day back, my boss brings me in his office for a chat and says I need to learn… Read More

I went as a beer gut. My husband chugged a beer so I could have a prop. I gave birth the next morning.

I was sanitizing all of my baby’s pacifiers in a pot of bowling water. My baby then had a blowout so we went upstairs and ended up staying there a while. When I came down back, the water was gone and so were the pacis. They were melted into a pretty gel at the bottom of the pan. Because… Read More

24h of labor and a c section later, I fell in love with this guy ?

When I was in elementary school, I thought hand holding would get you knocked up. I also thought jacking a guy off meant sticking your finger in their pee hole in middle school. My husband is glad for sex Ed class :)

I was on my way to a NASCAR race and we were stuck in bumper to bumper traffic. I had eaten Denny's that morning and all of a sudden, I didn't feel right. With no bathroom in site (in a residential area) I saw a house for sale and scrambled to the back yard where I had the worst diarrhea… Read More

Eating Oreos and having deep conversations discussing what is Jim Cantore's workout regiment with my cats