Memorable quote: “The internet is filled with cats, and I just need my YouTube channel to go viral and be seen by Grumpy Cat’s manager. My ex-boyfriend is Instagram famous.”
2. Gilmore Girls
Compelling Evidence: That, with a few soundtrack changes, Girls would have made for excellent early 2000s after school TV.
It’s About… Barbecues.
5. Spring Breakers x Girls
Late Contender For: Your scrapped “Best Of Things People Argued About On The Internet In 2013 List”
Uh… “The world is our oyster… and I want to fuck that oyster.”
Possible Season 3 Plotline: Hannah adopts a squirrel.
8. Game Of Girls
Favorite New Couple: Marni and Sam.
9. SNL’s Girls
Featuring: Tina Fey as Blerta.
10. Girls Season 38
When I’m 64: “You left your doughnuts by my toilet” is still a reasonable pickup line.