22 Times Scottish People Didn't Give A Single F*ck

    Scotland has absolutely zero f*cks to give.

    1. When this band refused to be defined by fonts.

    2. When this car's owner just did not care. At all.

    3. When this Glasgow man's friends decided he'd look much better taped to a post with dildos for hands.

    4. And when this guy's friends packed him into a tent bag for a "bit of a laugh."

    5. When this East Kilbride restaurant had absolutely no time for your parking shit.

    6. When this Selkirk political candidate showed up to a debate in a full suit of armour.

    7. And when Edinburgh voters tried to elect this guy.

    8. When this chip shop owner had a zero tolerance approach to wee shites messing about in his chippy.

    9. When Glasgow police arrested Santa.

    Oh no, Glasgow! #FreeSanta "@AliyahReh: #Santa has been arrested #Christmas is cancelled. #OnlyinGlasgow #glasgow ”

    10. When this guy couldn't find a toilet.

    11. When this barefoot, taps aff legend decided to give busy commuters a break from driving.

    β€œ@STVNews: Man in tartan boxers caused disruption after running across M8 http://t.co/7r4foABaHj ” #onlyinscotland

    12. When this amateur Countdown contestant saw an opportunity and took it.

    13. When this trainee armed robber tried his first (and probably last) bit of D.I.Y.

    14. When this bridge worker went out with a bang.

    15. When this Edinburgh garage owner decided to liven up Google Street View.

    16. When this hero decided to challenge Ryanair's notoriously strict hand luggage policy.

    Yes, that is a luggage cart full of antlers. #onlyinscotland

    17. When Zach decided that cocktails were more important than telling his family he wasn't dead.

    β€œ@ScottsRaids: πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ ” #onlyinScotland #class

    18. When this Highland sign maker didn't hold back.

    19. When this woman was rated the 87th best attraction in Glasgow.

    20. When this Edinburgh activist decided to give Donald Trump a new look.

    21. When this farmer just couldn't be bothered to fuck about with wigs, old jackets, and sticks.

    22. And finally, when this Scottish soldier honoured his friend's memory in the best possible way.