HeavyToka

It always amuses me when people bitch about Buzzfeed's articles when you should damn well know what kind of content you're going to get.

Mario 64 was 18 years ago, Mario could have easily lost some hair between then and now.

None of these apply to me.

You couldn't pay me to read an E-book

Looks like he skipped leg day

You got: Cake Cat! Catcatcat! You want a roommate who cooks and watches Netflix with you, who’s not afraid to sass on you when you’re doing something dumb. When the pipe bursts or the when roaches crawl out of the cupboard, you want Cake to take care of it all

You got: Wickedly Cute! You’ve got a mischievous streak that’s so cute it often makes others blackout from happiness. You’re sassy, strong, and not afraid to try new things. Luckily, you’re so cute that you can totally get away with all of the naughty things… Read More

You got: Romeo Yup, you’re the greatest lover in the history of literature. Rebellious, cunning, and understanding of others, you’re a great friend and significant other. Nothing will stop your loyalty from showing. Smoke a cigarette, post up on a park bench, and watch… Read More

Here is a quote: My name is James Edward Franco. Ted is a nickname for Edward. That's what my parents called me. I also got 'Teddy Ruxpin' a lot. It just got to a point where I got sick of it, so when a teacher called out 'James Franco' my junior year of high… Read More

I still have this somewhere in my closet!