Get geared up for summer cookouts with the Headline Shirts "Sloppy Summer Giveaway!" Order a t-shirt and we'll include a free... uh... sloppy joe? Hmmm. On second thought, maybe not.
They say fall is sweater season, but Headline Shirts begs to differ. In these three short clips, we expose the dark, ugly truth about sweaters -- from killing the economy to starting WWIII to infecting our children with rabies. If we've done our job, you'll never want to wear a sweater again!
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Amid the controversy over the recent contraception bill in Congress, we at Headline Shirts would like to suggest a "perfectly natural" form of birth control -- deeply unsexy t-shirts. Today we're starting a countdown of the Top 10 Least Sexy T-Shirts We Could Think Of. Quick disclaimer: None of these are actually real (at least not yet). We offer them as a modest proposal for how to prevent unwanted pregnancies when all else fails. We're fairly certain no one would get laid while wearing these.
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