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    "NO On Sweaters!" Attack Ad Parodies

    They say fall is sweater season, but Headline Shirts begs to differ. In these three short clips, we expose the dark, ugly truth about sweaters -- from killing the economy to starting WWIII to infecting our children with rabies. If we've done our job, you'll never want to wear a sweater again! http://goo.gl/OX9AN

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    Sweaters cause rabies? Why is no one talking about this?

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    If sweaters have their way, an alpaca rancher will soon be taking your job.

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    Could an itchy turtleneck cause World War III? Yes, definitely.

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