Am I the only one who heard John Hamm’s voice in my head while I read these?

No it isn’t. They never state that rule in the movie, and those kids kick each other in the face through the whole tournament

Cool Story Bro!

#13, except you skipped the part where I’d jump off the edge while holding them.

So… Michael Moore is a lying douche who happens to be on the right side of the issue. What else is new?

actually, re:#8, I just saw The Karate Kid again, and there is no “main” rule against kicking in the face. Those kids kick each other in the face the whole tournament. I honestly don’t think the writer of this list has actually seen the movies in question.

What exactly is this supposed to prove?

I really hope you got paid for this commercial, buzzfeed

or just eat it out of the box without unfolding, like a normal person

I personally feel that you (gitryan) are an inconsiderate douche.