1. Inappropriately conducting a secret hangout with a strange and foul-mouthed package delivery man
2. Naively trusting strangers
4. Chatting on the phone with strangers who also happen to be cowboys
6. Engaging in illegal occult activity by breaking into a haunted house
7. Maliciously sabotaging a wedding by lying to the grown-ups
8. Searching in the woods for clues about dead people
9. Partying recklessly by raiding the hotel mini-fridge
10. Operating a spacecraft
11. Standing in close proximity to an active volcano
12. Waterskiing in a Naval shipyard
13. Secretively matchmaking by setting up their dad for identity theft
14. Conning everyone with their bad sportmanship by pretending to be each other
15. Tresspassing on private property
16. Disobeying the judicial system
18. Driving cross country with no parental supervision
19. Not giving a f*&@k at work
21. Committing grand theft auto by stealing a taxi
*Being criminally cute by kissing Uncle Jesse*