His howl is the single greatest noise you’ll hear all week.
Quit camping ya n00b and read this list.
Game over. Please, game over.
May the gods be forever in your favor.
School dances are the enemy.
“Snob” is such an ugly word.
Read these at your peril.
It’s time to treat. Yo. Self.
“Darling, it’s better, down where it’s wetter, take it from me.”
To be, or not to be. That is the quiz.
What’s cute, has the best smile, and was just recently born?
Let us all be thankful we don’t live in the age of the giant scorpion.
“It ain’t easy bein’ wheezy.”
Add me on AIM but don’t tell me how to f33l.
It’s not “missing out” if you didn’t want to be there in the first place.
Can’t hear you over ALL THE WINNING.