A surprising number of sweats.
♫ Sam’s heart is gonna break break break break break, and I’ve got the Mark of Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain♫
“You’re gonna be in big trouble when she’s about, what, 12, 13?”
No, Wes Craven didn’t do them all.
Remember Chuck Norris jokes?
We know, we know. There’s only one right answer.
It’s all in the smile, people.
“What fresh hell is this?”
Like the slurpees of your youth, but better.
“I see the trailers … and then I ovulate.”
And you thought your cursive was fancy.
“Seriously, are we done with phrasing?”
Three words: VIP cocktail waitress.