Always be prepared for the clapback.
Put those shavers down, guys.
Get into the holiday ~spirits~.
“Favorites = side piece, RTs = main bitch.”
WHY DIDN’T YOU GO AFTER HER, NICK?
Sometimes, puppies are a sufficient reason to start crying.
Do you stay within the lines or are you outside of the box?
Welcome to a world of social oblivion…and health.
Back when Raven-Symone was just an actress.
Although, let’s be real, what YA novel isn’t complicated?
An apple a day won’t keep the dentist away.
It’s time to find your book boyfriend.
Please ensure all petting is consensual, and do not lock your humans out at night.
Put down those Q-tips, people.
The chicken won’t be the only thing that’s extra hot.
The only place where you can learn how to be emo, goth, and punk all at once.
“Since the Irish state thinks my body is their business, I should take it at its word.”
Warning: Spoilers if you haven’t read the books!